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Post by Scott Leland on Feb 4, 2008 16:35:30 GMT -5
The show opens up with The Warriors in the ring. Simmons: Ladies and gentlemen the opening bout of the evening is sheduled for one fall. Holy Diver blasts through the arena as Ace and Blackjack make their way to the ring. Simmons: Making their way to the ring, from Las Vegas, Nevada... At the beginning of the entrance ramp they stop and Ace does a Shawn Michaels type pose in front and Blackjack stands behind him holding both arms up. They walk down the aisle talking and clapping hands with the crowd. Simmons: They are The High Rollers.... Ace and Blackjack! They get in the ring, pull out their decks of cards and throw them into various sections of the crowd. Simmons: And in the ring from Chester, England.... The are The Warriors....... Mike and Max Warrior! The bell rings. John: Well, welcome to yet another exciting night of action! Welcome to HWS Sacrifice! Mike: Welcome everyone.. We are starting this night off with a tag match! These to tag teams look like future champs don't ya think? John: I dont know....... Mike: Oh come on! Mike and Ace start the match. Ace quickly gets the advantage and knees Mike in the gut, twice. And throws him at the ropes. Mike comes back with a stiff closeline, taking Ace to the ground. Mike goes off the ropes and comes back and jumps over Ace, Ace quickly gets up and hits a shoulder block. John: Wow, a great battle from these two! Ace picks up Mick and pushes him to his teams corner, he punches him twice and kicks him three times. The ref gets between them and pushes him away and yells at him. While he's doin that, Blackjack chokes Mike, but he manages to get out of it and punches Blackjack off of the apron. Then he charges at Ace and hits a wicked Big Boot! John: Oh my god! Mike: That was insane! Mike goes over and tages Max. Max climbs up to the top turnbuckle, when Ace gets up Max jumps off and hits a missle dropkick. He then picks Ace up and hits a vicious powerbomb. Just then, video begins to play. myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=27263292When it is finished, Max turns around and is met with a double dropkick from Ace and Blackjack. Blackjack charges at Mike and hits him off of the apron. Ace hits the Deathcard on Max and pins him....1....2....3! Ace and Blackjack raise their hands high into the air. John: What a victory! Mike: What do you mean? Max was distracted! John: Hey, a win is a win! Mike: That was so cheap... |
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Post by Scott Leland on Feb 4, 2008 16:58:16 GMT -5
The camera cuts to Bob Simmons who is standing in the center of the ring
Bob Simmons: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…and the winner of this match gets to keep his job!
"I'm Comin'" by Silkk The Shocker Plays Out The P.A. System
Bob Simmons: First… making his way to ring… from Richmond, Virginia… H3!
Out Comes H3 and he slides into the ring before jumping up on a turnbuckle and throwing up his middle finger at the crowd.
Mike McCardle: Two of our no win guys going at it here… At least one of these guys will have a win on their resume by the end of the night…
Bob Simmons: and his opponent…
Click Click Boom by Saliva hits as Kevin Hart walks onto the stage and taunts before slowly walking down to the ring.
Bob Simmons: Hailing from Blackburn, England… KEVIN HART!
Hart starts walking up the ring steps when a cameraman bashes his camera into Harts back! Hart crumbles to the ground as the cameraman grabs a steel chair and slides into the ring. H3 attempts to clothesline the cameraman but misses and is met with a knockout blow from the chair.
John Prior (confused): what the hell is that worker doing?
The cameraman removes his cap and tears off his black outfit… revealing that he is Fred X… The crowd goes crazy at the sight of this. Fred slides out of the ring, reaches under the ring, and pulls out two tables which he throws in the ring… he then throws Kevin Hart’s limp body into the ring.
Mike McCardle: That’s no worker… that’s Fred X! We saw him fired last week… and by the looks of it I don’t think he agrees with Chaz’s decision to fire him!
Fred sets up both tables near two opposing turnbuckles... He kicks both of the downed men in the gut a few times before grabbing H3 and pulling him inbetween one of the tables and the turnbuckle. Fred jumps up to the top turnbuckle and waits for H3 to stand up. Fred jumps off and hits the Frenzy (Shooting Star DDT) right through the table. Blood begins to poor out of H3’s forehead as Fred stands and looks over at Kevin Hart, who has made it to his feet.
Hart attempts a weak clothesline that Fred dodges, and follows up with a quick two handed DDT (Zoom). Hart is barely moving as Fred lifts up his limp body and throws him onto the other table. Fred hops up to the nearby turnbuckle and hits a vicious FX special (shooting star leg drop). Blood pours from Hart’s mouth as Fred yells at the ref to ring the bell. The ref reluctantly motions for the bell and the match starts…
H3 v. Kevin Hart
The ref immediately begins his count…1...2...3...4..5...6...7...8...9...10, the ref motions for the bell again.
DING DING DING
Bob Simmons: as a result of a draw… neither man is a winner and thus… neither man gets to keep his job…
Fred slides out of the ring and grabs a mic.
Fred X: Ya see that? Ya see what I can do? Chaz Leland... I DEMAND you give me my job back! Im telling ya, you firing me was the worst decision in your life!
"Scream Aim Fire" by BfmV hits and Chaz walks out to the stage.
Chaz Leland: You want your job back?
Fred nods.
Chaz Leland: Fine.... At Bloody Hell, you will fight for a job! If you win, I will hire you back.... but if you lose, I dont want to see you in my arena ever again!
Chaz goes to walk away, but Fred X stops him by speaking.
Fred X: Wait! Who in the hell will my opponent be?
Chaz Leland: You'll find out next week........oh.... and next week you will be in a warm up match against.........hm.....lets see.......... Hedge McCoy!!
Chaz drops the mic and leaves. Fred looks horrified.
Mike: Fred X better be on his A-Game the next few weeks!
John: His job, and possibly his life, depends on it!
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Post by Scott Leland on Feb 4, 2008 16:58:53 GMT -5
Bob Simmons: the following contest is a 5 man over the top rope battle royal… after 3 men are eliminated… the final 2 will enter in a singles contest, the winner being decided by pinfall, submission, or knockout! When I'm Gone by 3 Doors Down begins to play as the Glasgow Mauler walks out with a bottle of beer, With barely a crowd reaction he enters the ring. Bob Simmons: and the first competitor… The Glasgow Mauler! Reggaetón Latino by Don Omar plays as Julio walks out from the back, he speed walks to the ring and slides in.Bob Simmons: And introducing the second competitor… Julio! The smoke machine begins to cover the entrance as "Tom Sawyer" begins to play over the PA as Earl Swisher runs through the smoke as the crowd is ecstatic. He stretches his arms as he makes his way down the ramp, making sure to slap the hands of as many fans as he can. He stops in front of the apron and slides into the ring. He runs to the turnbuckle and climbs it, holding his hands up as the fans embrace the icon. He climbs back down and warms up.Bob Simmons (just saying the names now) : Earl Swisher! As Jacob's theme reverberates throughout the vicinity, the crowd awaits on the edge of their seats for the arrival of the "Methodical Mastermind". About fifteen seconds into The Blank Theory's "Middle of Nowhere", the singer whispers the phrase "and the lights go off". In conjunction with the songs beginning lyrics, the lights indeed go off. Strobe-lights begin circling around the arena, and soon Jacob Slade emerges from the back. Being the straight shooter that he is, Jacob has a determined expression on his face and is accompanying it with a slight saunter down the ramp. He never once glances over to the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp, letting it be known that he is ready for business. He slides into the ring and paces around a bit, wasting no time showboating or entertaining the crowd.Bob Simmons: Jacob Slade! The lights in the arena are dimmed as "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake begins to play. "The Stallion" Ryder Jackson makes his way out through the curtains wearing a big fluffy fur coat and has two beautiful unknown women on his arms. The women escort him into the ring and the two take off his fur coat as the boos fill the arena. He smiles slyly to the camera as he lowers the rope and allows the ladies to exit the ring.Bob Simmons: and finally… Ryder Jackson! Bob exit’s the ring as the ref explains the rules to all of the men before he motions for the bell… DING DING DINGBattle Royal
Julio v. Jacob Slade v. The Mauler v. Ryder Jackson v. Earl Swisher
Almost immediately after the bell, the Glasgow Mauler charges at Swisher who simply back body drops him over the top rope and onto the floor.Bob Simmons: the Glasgow Mauler has been eliminated! Swisher had no time to regain his balance as Julio began unloading punches, backing Swisher into a corner. Meanwhile Slade and Ryder began circling each other, they hooked up in a test of strength, Slade threw back Ryder then clotheslined him quickly. Slade then dropped down and locked Ryder in a sharpshooter…Swisher ducked a punch from Julio and tripped him, Swisher quickly lifted him up then hit him with a quick ddt. Swisher turned around and began to untie the corner turnbuckle and tore it off within seconds. Swisher turned around to meet a recovered Julio, Julio attempted a clothesline but Swisher ducked it then tripped him making Julio fall face first into the steel turnbuckle. Blood trickled down Julio’s forehead as Swisher picked him up then simply threw him over the top rope.Bob Simmons: Julio has been eliminated! John Prior: Wow Earl Swisher is on fire tonight! Mike McCardle: Yes he has eliminated all of the people so far… but look at Slade, he is absolutely destroying Ryder so far… I bet he could have eliminated him a long time ago if he wanted too… John Prior: Don’t speak too soon… this is their debut match after all… Slade releases the sharpshooter and stands up, he turns around just in time to see Swisher running at him with a spear. Slade jumps over Swisher who stops himself on the other turnbuckle. Slade attempts a clothesline that Swisher ducks then retaliates with his patented Jawdropper (super kick) which Slade sidesteps then connects with a super kick of his own. Swisher reels back into a corner and Slade begins to walk over to him when he is dropkicked in the back by Ryder. Slade falls to one knee and holds onto his back as Ryder grabs him by the back of his shorts and attempts to throw him over the top rope. Ryder tosses Slade over the top rope and turns around to face Swisher… but doesn’t realize that Slade managed to grab the bottom rope and hoist himself back up.Ryder walks over to Swisher and grabs him and pulls him up to his feet and vertically suplexes him. He quickly bounces off the ropes and leg drops Swisher. John Prior: See I told you not to count out Ryder! Now he is in control… WAIT TURN AROUND RYDER! Ryder stands and turns over just in time to see Slade latch on and execute a picture perfect belly-to-belly suplex.Mike McCardle: I thought we weren’t supposed to pick favorites… John Prior: I’m picking him out of spite since you said he would have lost easily… Slade stands and looks at both downed men and raises up both of his arms causing the crowd to boo. He kicks at Swisher who catches his foot, Slade struggles but Ryder grabs his other leg and both men trip Slade. Ryder and Swisher stand as Slade jumps to his feet. Both men boot Slade in the gut then they execute a double ddt. Both men stand up and face each other. Swisher says something then points at Slade. Ryder pulls Slade up and lifts him on his shoulder.John Prior: Yes, eliminate him Ryder! Ryder walks over to the ropes and throws Slade over… but Slade lands on his feet on the other side of the ropes… Ryder throws a punch that Slade catches, Slade uppercuts Ryder sending him backwards… He cant even bend over to get in the ring before Swisher charges at him… Slade pulls down on the ropes and Swisher’s momentum takes him over… but he manages to hold on!Swisher and Slade are standing on the outside of the ropes on the corner of the ring, they start hitting each other with stiff chops… both men look foreward and notice Ryder charging at them… both men fall and pull down on the ropes… causing Ryder to fly over the ropes and onto the ground!John Prior: NOOO!!! Bob Simmons: Ryder Jackson has been eliminated… Mike McCardle: now ignore my broadcast partner here… this match is now a singles contest between Earl Swisher and Jacob Slade! Both men are still on the outer part of the ring chopping each other. Swisher grabs Slade and Russian leg sweeps him. Both men plunge to the ground. Swisher is the first to recover as he reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. He slides it into the ring and turns just in time to receive a vicious clothesline from Slade. Slade quickly slides Swisher into the ring and pins…1...kickout.Slade stands and starts to set up for his sharpshooter… but Swisher uses both of his legs to knock him off, Swisher quickly stands and DDTs Slade. Swisher looks around and notices the table that he slid into the ring earlier.Swisher sets up the table in the center of the ring and turns to face Slade who is back on his feet. Both men lock up and Slade connects with a quick snap suplex, he pulls Swisher up to his feet… but Swisher pushes away and connects with a quick Enziguri … Slade falls to one knee, Swisher bounces off the ropes and attempts to connect with a shining wizard… but Slade moves his head at the last moment and Swisher stumbles to catch his footing, Slade jumps to his feet and attempts the Jagged Edge (Stunner) but Swisher pushes him off... Slade turns around just in time to see the Jawdropper (super kick) connect with his jaw.Slade stumbles backwards and falls onto the table. Swisher, without even thinking, climbs up a turnbuckle and leaps off in a frog splash... He hits it and the table breaks in half. Swisher quickly hooks a leg…1...2...3. Slade kicks out right at 3 but its too late. DING DING DING[/b] Bob Simmons: The winner of this match as a result of a pinfall… Earl Swisher! The ref raises Swisher’s hand just moments before Slade clotheslined him in the back of the head, sending him down to the mat hard. Slade raises up one hand before he spits on the mat and walks towards the back… the crowd booing the entire time. |
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Post by Scott Leland on Feb 4, 2008 16:59:50 GMT -5
Bob Simmons: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!! Introducing first…
"Trust?" by Limp Bizkit plays as Hedge McCoy comes out through the curtain with hands cuffed and chained feet.
Bob Simmons: He hails from The California State Prison… weighing in at 239 lbs…Hedge McCoy!!!
His security officer and girlfriend Mistress Sable Lynn help uncuff him and he gets into the ring, pumped up and ready for action.
Bob Simmons: And his opponent…
“Ties that Bind” by Alter Bridge plays (it starts about 18 seconds into the song when the drums start playing) and smoke shoots out of the ramp.
Bob Simmons: He is from The World’s Edge… he weighs 256lbs…Michael Morgan!!!
When the singing starts Michael steps out onto the stage and stands in the smoke for about 10 seconds and stares at the ring/opponent in the ring before he slowly walks towards the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope, stands up, then walks over to a random turnbuckle and leans on it.
The ref calls for the bell to start the match. Both men are circling the ring. They lock up in the center of the ring. McCoy backs Morgan to the turnbuckle. He takes a wild swing. Morgan blocks it and punches McCoy in the mouth. He goes down and rolls to the outside. Mistress Sable Lynn goes over to console him. Morgan walks over to the ropes and goes to grab McCoy. McCoy pokes him the eyes and slides back into the ring. McCoy nails him with a belly-to-belly suplex. Morgan gets back up and McCoy goes for a clothesline. Morgan ducks, spins him around, kicks him in the gut, and hits a snap suplex. He hits McCoy with two big knee drops. McCoy goes to the outside and Morgan follows him. McCoy grabs a chair and slams Morgan in the skull.
Mike McCardle: I think he may have caved in his skull with that shot!!!
John Prior: He’s out!!!
McCoy picks him up and tosses him into the guard rail. He runs after him and goes for a big boot. Morgan moves at the last second and McCoy’s leg get caught in the guard rail. Morgan with a vicious dragon screw legwhip. He picks him back up and nails him with a shin breaker. Morgan kicks him a couple of times in the leg. Morgan picks McCoy up and McCoy hits a powerslam out of no where. Both men are down on the floor. They both start to get up and McCoy hits a big clothesline. He takes some time to go have a make out session with Sable Lynn. Morgan is getting up and McCoy goes for a stunner, but Morgan pushes him off and McCoy flips over the guard rail into the front row.
Mike McCardle: Those fans better run. I don’t know what McCoy would do to them?!?!?!
John Prior: Remember fans. He’s here on work release!!!
Morgan follows him in to the crowd, and throws him through the first three rows of seats. Morgan goes to pick him up and eats a fist. McCoy with a ddt on the concrete. He chokes Morgan. The ref is pleading for both men to return to the ring. McCoy takes a swing at the ref but narrowly misses. He picks up Morgan and carries him over to the guard rail and drops him throat first across it. He then tosses him back over to ringside. McCoy looks under the ring and grabs a table. He sets it up next to the ring. He carries Morgan up onto the apron and hoists him up on his shoulders.
Mike McCardle: OH GOD NO!!!! HE’S GONNA KILL HIM!!!!
John Prior: Are we going to see a Deathrow Plunge through the table?!?!?!
Morgan starts to elbow McCoy in the face. He gets out of the hold and hits an exploder suplex off the apron through the table. Both men stay down for almost a minute before there’s any sign of life. Sable Lynn helps McCoy back up and into the ring. Morgan slowly rolls back into the ring. McCoy runs off the ropes and eats a dropkick. Morgan rolls him over and locks in the ankle lock. He almost makes it to the ropes, but Morgan pulls him back into the middle of the ring. Morgan looses focus as he sees Sable Lynn hop up onto the apron. The ref is trying to get her down. Morgan goes over and grabs her by the hair. McCoy rolls over to his corner and grabs his chain. Morgan plants a big wet one on Sable Lynn and she falls off the apron. He turns around and McCoy nails him with the chain. He goes for the cover…1……2……2.9. Morgan gets his shoulder up. McCoy picks him up and hits a brainbuster. 1……2……2.9. He kicks out again. McCoy whips him off the ropes and hits a spinebuster. It hurt his leg so he is unable to make the pin.
Mike McCardle: He must still be feeling the effects from earlier in the match.
They’re both back up. They start trading punches. Morgan starts to get the upper hand. He whips McCoy off the ropes. He goes for a clothesline. McCoy duck, and bounces back off the ropes and goes for his own clothesline. Morgan ducks and hits an enziguri. McCoy staggers back. Morgan hits the Dark DDT.
John Prior: It’s got to be over. 1……2……Oh NO!!! He got his foot on the bottom rope! He’s still alive!!
Morgan can’t believe it. He picks up McCoy and goes for it again. This time McCoy grabs the top rope, so Morgan slams the back of his head into the mat. McCoy goes to the outside and grabs a chair and a trashcan from under the ring. He tosses both in the ring. He gets back into the ring and waits for Morgan to get back up. He places the trash can on Morgan and climbs to the top rope with chair still in hand. He flies off and slams the chair into the trashcan. That hurt his leg but he works through it. He removes the trashcan from him and picks Morgan back up. Morgan hits an exploder suplex on McCoy and he lands on the trashcan. He goes for the pin. 1……2……2.99999. Morgan goes to the outside and grabs a table form under the ring and another chair. He places both in the ring. He rolls back into the ring and sets up the table. He lays both chairs on the table. Morgan whips McCoy to the turnbuckle. He sits McCoy on the top rope and climbs up to the top rope. He butterflies both of McCoy’s arms.
Mike McCardle: He can’t do the Cradle of Death through the chair covered table!!! If he hits it, he will have to take McCoy’s place in prison because he’ll kill him.
Sable Lynn grabs Morgan’s ankle but he just kicks her off. He goes for the Cradle of Death. McCoy is able to break free and grabs the top rope. He hits Morgan with a low blow and picks him up onto his shoulders. Deathrow Plunge off the top rope through the table and chairs!!!
John Prior: GOD!!! Morgan's dead! McCoy just hit his patened Deathrow Plunge off the top rope through the chair covered table! 1......2......3!!!
DING!...DING!...DING!
Bob Simmons: The winner of this contest...Hedge McCoy!!!
The ref raises McCoy's hand and he exits the ring and grabs Sable Lynn and carries her out of the arena. Medics come to check on Michael Morgan but he refuses medical attention and exits the arena under his own accord.
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Post by Scott Leland on Feb 4, 2008 17:01:12 GMT -5
'Hate Me Now' by Nas kicks in and Suicide walks to the ring.
Simmons: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a Triple Threat match and is scheduled for one fall. First, making his way to the ring, from Chicago.....SUICIDE!
He gets into the ring. And 'Sandstorm' by Durude starts to play.
As The Music Plays the lights Fade on and off, he stands on the Entrance Stage, Has a Slow Look around... breaths in as if smelling the air.. then very cocky like, struts towards the ring, slides under the bottom rope, looks around then slowly raises his arm
Simmons: And his opponent... from London, England.... J TWIST!
J Twist stands, and waits for Oblivion. But Suicide has a chair, he charghes at J Twist and nails him in the back of the head.
John: Oh come on! What a cheap shot!
Suicide gets ontop of Twist with some mounted puches. All of a sudden, we hear some organ music. The crowd boos, and out comes Oblivion. He slides into the ring and the bell rings. Oblivion doesnt know who to attack. He makes up his mind by helping Suicide. They beat on Twist for a little bit. Then Oblivion tells him to get a table.
Mike: No! No!
Suicide sets it up in the ring. Oblivion picks Twist up and slams him down through it. Suicide instantly goes after Oblivion.
John: Well, Twist is already out of this match, and Suicide wants Oblivion out as well!
Suicide lays some straight punches to Oblivion and then throws him to the ropes. Oblivion comes back and ducks a closeline. He comes back again and connects with a closeline of his own. J Twist rolls out of the ring, obviosly hurt. Suicide gets up, and Oblivion picks him up for the Darkness Spike.
Mike: HOLLY SHIT!
John: How is he holding him?
He drops back, not able to hold Suicide anymore, and hits a Samoan Drop instead.
John: Looks like Suicide was a bit much...
Oblivion gets up and holds his back. Suicide gets up, and big boots him. Oblivion flips out of the ring. J Twist enters the ring again, and the crowd goes crazy!
John: Looks like Twist isnt out of it!
Mike: I think he might be able to steal the victory!
Suicide turns around and is hit with a wicked roundhouse kick. Suicide doesnt fall down, but wobbles. Twist runs at him and hits a superkick, this time Suicde falls to the mat. Twist pins him...1.....2....NO! Oblivion is in the ring and kicks Twist in the back of the head. Oblivion picks Suicide up and throws him out of the ring. Twist and Oblivion are then face to face. The crowd is going crazy.
John: Finally, a staredown between these two men!
Mike: I've been waiting for this moment!
They start trading blows. Back and forth. Until Oblivion ducks a puch from Twist and bounces off the ropes, he comes back and goes for a closeline but Twist ducks. Now Twist bounces off the ropes as well, and they both charge at each other with closelines, and both of them go down.
Mike: Looks like they tie.
John: NO! There must be a winner!
Suicide finally reenters the ring, he has a chair. Twist gets up, and is met by a wicked chair shot, so is Oblivion when he gets up. Suicide falls down, out of energy.
Mike: These three men just want to k....
Mike stops, Chaz Leland is running down the ramp.
Mike: ...What in the hell is he doing?
He enters the ring and drags Oblivions limp body over top of Twist's. The ref counts.....1.....2......3!
Simmons: Here is your winner.... OBLIVION!
Chaz raises his limp hand in the air, all men are still laying down. The crowd is full of boos as the screen fades to black.........
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