Credit: Oblivion
John: Well it is time for the main even Mike…
Mike: and what a main event it will be… Earl Swisher and J Twist versus Oblivion and Suicide… two separate rivalries, two champions, and two undefeated men…
John: well I think it’s safe to say that there will only be one undefeated man by the end of the night…
The camera cuts to Bob Simmons who is standing in the center of the ring
Bob: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall…
The Smoke machine begins to cover the entrance as “Tom Sawyer” begins to play over the PA as Earl Swisher runs through the smoke. The crowd is ecstatic as J Twist walks out behind him and takes a slow look around. J Twist walks cockily to the ring as Earl takes time to slap the hands of his fans.
Bob: introducing first… the team of J Twist… and the HWS T.V. champion… Earl Swisher!
They both walk in the ring at the same time and J Twist raises up his arm as Earl jumps up a turnbuckle and raises his.
The lights go dim, the sound of an organ fills the arena. After a few seconds the arena turns dark and the organ music stops. Suddenly "Duality" by Slipknot blares over the speakers.
I Push my fingers into my eyes...
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache...
But it's made of all the things I am today...
Jesus, it never ends, it works it's way inside...
If the pain goes on...
Aaaaaaaah!
Oblivion and Suicide step out onto the stage. Oblivion has the World title draped over his shoulder.
They walk out to the beginning of the ramp and look around the dark arena engulfing all of the crowds boos
I have screamed until my veins collapsed
I've waited last, my time's elapsed
Now, All I do is live with so much fate
I've wished for this, I've bitched at that
I've left behind this little fact:
You cannot kill what you did not create
I've gotta say what I've gotta say
And then I swear I'll go away
But I can't promise you'll enjoy the words
I guess I'll save the best for last
My future seems like on big past
You'll live with me 'cause you left me no choice
The lights turn on but stay very dim as Oblivion and Suicide begin their slow ascension towards the ring. They stop right when they reach the ring and Oblivion pulls his belt off of his shoulder and holds it with his right hand as he reaches up with his left and pulls himself up onto the ring. Suicide grabs the ropes with both hands and pulls himself up
I push my fingers into my eyes
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache
If the pain goes on,
I'm not gonna make it!
Both men step over the top rope then walk over to the ring rope closest to the camera and stand in front of it for a few seconds before Oblivion grips the belt with both hands and raises it high above his head as Suicide motions that the belt will be his soon behind Oblivion’s back.
Pull me back together
Our seperate the skin from the bone
Leave me all the Pieces, and then you can leave me
alone
Tell me the reality is better than dream
But I found out the hard way,
Nothing is what it seems!
Oblivion drops the belt back down across his shoulder and both men wait for the match to start as "Duality" slowly quiets down to silence.
Bob: and their opponents… the team of Suicide… and the HWS World Champion… Oblivion!
The four men meet in a face off at the center of the ring. After they exchanged what appeared to be hostile words, Oblivion raises up his title causing the crowd to boo. Then Earl raises up his title and the crowd cheers.
John: well it is obvious who the crowd is behind tonight…
The ref breaks up the men before a brawl broke out. Both teams go to their own corners and exchanged a few words…
Mike: well it appears that this match will start off with Suicide facing off against Earl Swisher…
John: lets not forget that it was Earl who beat Suicide at Bloody Hell for that TV Title!
The ref motions for the bell and the match is under way…
J Twist and Earl Swisher v. Oblivion and Suicide Earl immediately rushes at Suicide and the two men lock up, after a brief moment Suicide easily shoves Earl backwards causing him to fall to the mat. Suicide laughs as Earl slowly makes it back to his feet. Suicide runs at Earl with a clothesline but he is dropped down by a drop toe hold. Earl quickly jumps over Suicide and locks him in a over the shoulder seated single leg boston crab. Suicide screams out in pain.
John: wow this doesn’t look good for Suicide and Oblivion! Just seconds into the matchup and Earl already has the advantage! …with the Southern Discomfort at that!
Mike: yes indeed… and what a deadly move that is… we might see Suicide tap out right here!
Suicide raises up his left hand and looks like he is thinking about tapping before he shakes his head no and begins to spin his body around so he could get and arm on the bottom rope. Earl immediately releases the grip and backs away. Suicide uses the ropes to help him get to his knees… just in time to receive a shining wizard courtesy of Earl! The momentum causes Earl to fly over the top rope but he holds on as Suicide wobbles on his knees but before he falls back down to the canvas. Earl steps back into the ring and bounces off the ropes, rolls on the ground, and lands a rolling thunder right on Suicide.
John: This is the complete opposite of what we saw at Bloody Hell… Earl has really stepped up his game tonight.
Mike: well you have to in a match against Suicide and Oblivion!
Earl forces Suicide onto his back and hooks a leg…1...2...kickout!
Earl stands up and backs into his corner tagging in J Twist causing the crowd to go wild. Both men wrap an arm around Suicide’s head and spike him with a double DDT. Earl walks over to his corner and steps out of the ring.
John: Suicide is getting killed out there… he needs to tag in Oblivion.
Mike: I almost wonder if Oblivion is enjoying watching Suicide get decimated…
John: now why would he enjoy that? This might cause him to lose tonight!
Mike: Suicide is his future opponent…
Twist allows Suicide to make it to his knees before he hits a quick dropkick. Suicide falls backwards again and J Twist hops on…1.…2.…kickout! J Twist bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow drop. He motions that the match is over as Suicide stumbles up to his feet. J Twist grabs him…
John: Can J Twist really hit the Twister on a man the size of Suicide?
J Twist manages to lift Suicide off the ground but he falls under Suicide’s weight.
Mike: I guess that answers your question.
Suicide notices his chance as he slowly crawls to his corner and tags in Oblivion. J Twist stands up just as Oblivion steps into the ring and the crowd goes crazy as the two men face off in the center of the ring.
John: this is gonna be good!
Oblivion throws a right which Twist blocks before he connects with a swift right into Oblivion’s chin. Oblivion takes a step backwards and Twist charges… but is met with a close fisted uppercut that sends him straight to the mat. Oblivion grabs Twist by the arm and pulls him up to his feet before he lifts him up and drops him with a vertical suplex. Oblivion stands up and taunts Earl who attempts to get in the ring but the ref stops him, during this distraction Suicide jumps down and chokes Twist as Oblivion stomps on his stomach. Suicide quickly lets go and looks innocent as the ref turns around and yells at him. Oblivion lets Twist get to his feet before he shoves Twist’s head inbetween his thighs and lifts him up… before bringing him down hard with a release power bomb. Oblivion drops and pushes down on Twist’s shoulders 1...2...kickout!
Oblivion pulls up Twist again and irish whips him into his corner where he gives Suicide a quick tag. Suicide grabs Twist from outside of the ring and holds him in place as Oblivion backs up and charges like a runaway train at Twist and connects with a vicious clothesline. Twist falls to the ground as Oblivion leaves the ring and Suicide enters. Suicide grabs Twist by the throat and simply pulls him up to his feet. Suicide grabs Twist around the throat with his other hand and lifts him up high in the air. Suicide takes two steps towards the center of the ring before he brings down Twist hard. Suicide places a foot on Twist’s chest…1...2...kickout!
The crowd goes wild but quiets down as Suicide pulls up Twist and drops him with a quick scoop slam. He pins again…1...2..kickout.
Mike: he should know that it takes more than that to beat J Twist!
Suicide pulls up Twist yet again but this time Twist breaks Suicide’s hold and begins to unload punches. Suicide seems stunned as J Twist bounces off the ropes… just to be met with a big boot! Suicide doesn’t waste any time as he quickly sets up Twist for the Suicidal Bomb… he lifts Twist up… but Twist connects with a few punches that causes Suicide to fall backwards. Twist leaps into his corner and tags in Earl. Earl charges at the now standing Suicide and hit’s a quick jab. Suicide throws a punch that Earl ducks before he connects with three straight jabs. Earl grabs Suicide and irish whips him into the ropes where Oblivion makes a blind tag… but Earl doesn’t realize it as he spears Suicide down to the mat. Earl turns and is lifted up onto Oblivion’s shoulders… right into the Greatest Fear (Torture Rack)! Oblivion racks Earl a few times before he turns right into a shot from J Twist… who hit Oblivion in the head with his own World Title! Oblivion drops Earl who wobbles right into another shot from Twist… Oblivion stands on noodle legs as he turns right into the Jaw Dropper (super kick) from Earl! Oblivion drops to the mat and Earl dives on top, the ref falls too ignoring the two other men…1...2...2.9... Broken up by a vicious kick to Earl’s back, courtesy of Suicide.
J Twist drops the title onto the ground and DDT’s Suicide onto it. J Twist is forced back into his corner by the ref as Earl, showing the effects of the Greatest Fear, makes it back to his feet. Earl looks into his corner as Twist is forced out of the ring. He then looks at Oblivion who is making it to his feet, Earl bounces off the ropes… somersaults… then hits a clothesline (Straight Swish Clothesline) sending Oblivion back to the mat. Suicide stands and witnesses his partner getting taken out, he then looks at the distracted ref and runs to his corner and claps his massive hands together. The ref turns and motions that a tag was made, Earl starts to argue but he stops when he notices Suicide charging… Earl ducks a clothesline and retaliates with one of his own… but Suicide is unmoved as he irish whips Earl into the ropes, a clapping noise is heard as Earl comes back and is hit with a massive boot to the stomach that causes him to fall foreward… right into Suicide’s grip… Suicide lifts him up and drops him with a Suicidal Bomb (Sitdown Powerbomb). Earl arches his back in pain as Suicide walks over his victim and places a foot on him… but the ref does nothing. Suicide yells at the ref before falls backwards… J Twist blind tagged himself in when Suicide irish whipped Earl and now Twist just rolled up Suicide! The ref drops…1...2...3! Oblivion stomps on Twist but it was too late. Oblivion grabs Twist and lifts him up, he grabs Twist by the throat and lifts him up… but he is stopped by a low blow from Earl! Earl and Twist grab Oblivion but they release him when they notice Suicide charging at them. The let go of Oblivion who rolls out of the ring and they duck a clothesline from Suicide. They both boot him in the gut before they both wrap an arm around his head and lift him up.
John: Oh my god! that’s a 450 pound man!
Earl and Twist both lift up Suicide before they drop him with a two man brainbuster!
Mike: I think that might have killed him!
Bob: The winner of this contest by pinfall… Earl Swisher and J Twist!
At the sound of this Oblivion enters a rage and grabs the ring steps and tosses it into the ring, missing Earl and Twist by just a few inches. Oblivion grabs a chair and starts to climb back into the ring when suddenly the lights go out. A voice is barely heard through a haze of static.
: It-……… Ja-…… Deb-…
John Prior’s voice is heard through the static
John: What the hell?
: Two-……….ba-….. We-..s-…..
The static noise and the voice disappear as the lights turn back on, Oblivion is standing on the ramp with a confused look. Earl and Twist, looking equally confused, exchange a few words. Oblivion, seemingly calmed down, throws the chair to the ground and walks up the ramp, he stops and turns back… he points at both men in the ring before he runs his thumb across his throat. Motioning that he will get his revenge. Oblivion then walks into the back as “Sandstorm” by Durude hits. A ringside worker hands Earl his title and him and Twist celebrate their victory in the ring.
Mike: Twist gets a long overdue win… Earl continues his winning streak… Oblivion gains his first loss…
John: and don’t forget about that weird static voice… what the hell was that?
Mike: I don’t know… the only thing I could make out was two... and maybe a we?
John: well I guess we will have to wait and find out…
Mike: indeed… thanks for tuning in and we shall see you next week here at HWS, the home of hardcore… and remember… there will be blood!