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Post by Scott Leland on May 6, 2008 17:47:01 GMT -5
Ain't No Stopping Me by Axel hits the PA as Lloyd "Money" Williams walks out onto the stage wearing sunglasses, a shirt and a gold chain he then raises his hands. He then slowly walks down the ramp ignoring the fans.
Simmons: Ladies and gentlemen the following is the opening match of the night. It is a tag team contest scheduled for one fall. First making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, New York, he is Lloyd "Money" Williams.
When he gets to the bottom of the ramp he takes off his sunglasses and chain and puts them on the ring apron. Williams then jumps onto the apron and then jumps over the ropes and into the ring where he gets on the middle rope and raises his hands before taking his shirt off. He then drops to the mat and then gets ready for the match.
The pounding drum and bass rhythms kick in of the TechnoViking mix by 303. The beats hits the speakers and out walks Cody Frost & Jason Volt looking as smug as ever. Volt stands there talking smack to the crowd while Frost stands in a Jericho pose at the top of the ramp, he spins around and does the ground slap thing that MVP does. Cody then thunders down the ring-way blanking the fans making a B-Line straight for the ring.
Simmons: And his partner, from Juneau, Alaska... he is the Iceman..... CODY FROST!
Cody hops onto the ring apron before climbing through the middle rope, he then walks to the centre of the ring doing the Ballin’ Ground Slap into raising both arms in the air.
Simmons: And in the ring their opponents, Max Morgan and Hunter Russell!
Cody then squats down and stares at the two men. Morgan and Williams start the match.
Mike: Opening contest starting right now. Great way to kick off this edition of Sacrifice.
John: And we have Big Ci back with us.
Big Ci: How are ya guys?
Mike: I'm doing good.
John: Same here. But by the end of the night I'll have had two heart attacks and lost my voice.
Big Ci: No surprise there...
Money and Morgan lock up, but then push each other away. They lock up again and push each other away. Hunter backs up to his corner.
Mike: Looks like Morgan realizes Williams' strength.
He tags Hunter Russell in.
John: Well, it doesn't look like it. He just got out of the match.
Hunter jumps right into the match and locks up with Williams and then gets a headlock applied to him. He yanks for a few minutes and then shoves him to the ground.
Mike: What a display of strength.
John: You don't know strength then.
Big Ci: I can teach him.
John: Hahahahaha...hahaha..........haha........yeah....
Mike: Your fixin' to get your ass kicked, John..
Hunter picks him up and pushes him into the corner and begins laying in the punches.He keeps it going until Lloyd plops to the ground. Hunter then begins to argue with the ref, this gives Frost time to step into the ring and hit the Frostbite to Max. Max falls and crashes hard onto the apron and lands onto the mat. Frost then gets back to his side of the ring like nothing happened.
John: That was really odd... but awesome.
Mike: Frost saw an oppertunity to get rid of one of his opponents.
Big Ci: And he did just that.
Hunter realizes what happened and walks to Frost. After talking smack he decides to smack Frost right on the cheek. The crowd begins to cheer just as Cody grabs the neck of Hunter and drops down of the apron, driving his neck into the top rope. Hunter falls backward and slams hard onto the mat. Frost slides into the ring and runs at Hunter. Out of nowhere Hunter lifts up his foot and plants it hard into Cody's jaw, knocking him out of the ring. Hunter leans over the ropes and laughs at him. When he is done, he turns around and is hit with a few stiff right hands from Lloyd.
Big Ci: The boxing background from Lloyd Williams is seen right there.
Hunter feels no pain, and simply pushes Lloyd against the ropes. When Williams comes back Hunter charges at him with a devastating closeline, flipping Lloyd into a full backflip.
Mike: OH MY GOD!
Big Ci: That was bloody insane! Lloyd Williams is dead.. he has to be!
John: I have to say, that was incredible.
Hunter pins Lloyd........1.........Frost slides into the ring...............2..........he runs to stop the count.............3.... too late.
Simmons: Here are your winners....... HUNTER RUSSELL AND LLOYD WILLIAMS!
Hunter raises his hands into the air and celebrates the victory. Max is already at the stage, leaving. He is fed up with this place and is ready to quit. Hunter is just laughing at him.
Big Ci: First time we've seen Max Morgan...... and the last.
John: I'm glad he's gone. He did nothing to help Hunter Russell.
Mike: Well, now all we have to worry about is Frost. He may be out for a week.
Big Ci: Ya, that jaw looks bad.
John: We'll be right back, don't go anywhere.
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Post by Scott Leland on May 6, 2008 18:08:31 GMT -5
Kris Karnage is seen walking backstage, he walks into the office of Chaz Leland.
Karnage: You wanted to see me?
Chaz: Yeah, I just wanted to let you know that tonight is an important night for you. Tonight you get a chance to earn a spot into the House of Hell match. Don't ket me down.
Karnage: I wo..
Chaz: You better not...
Karnage stands up and looks determined to win his match...
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Post by Scott Leland on May 6, 2008 18:17:40 GMT -5
"Find The Real" hits and the titantron for Kris Karnage appears. After a few seconds he appears on the stage and walks to the ring. There is a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Simmons: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a House of Hell qualifying match!
Karnage hops onto the apron and enters the ring. His music stops and Just A Girl by No Doubt kicks in. The crowd begins to cheer for this amazing character. But.........no one comes out.
Mike: Where is BK?
John: This sucks.... this is about as bad as Kermit after puberty...................
Mike: What?
John: Yup, you're retarded.
Simmons: Ladies and gentlemen your winner due to for......
Just then a man is seen sliding into the ring. BK!
Mike: THERE HE IS!
John: Karnage doesn't even know it!
Karnage finally feels the ring shaking and realizes he isn't alone. He turns around and his met with a boot!
Mike: THE KING KICK! THE KING KICK!
John: That was amazing!
He pins Kris.........1.............2.............3!!!
Simmons: Here is your winner... The UK Icon..... BK!
Mike: WOW! BK advances to the House of Hell match at Gorefest!
John: I never saw that one coming!
BK exits the ring and looks shocked. He then comes to his senses and realizes he is now going to the biggest PPV of the year, and he is amazed. He begins celebrating with the fans who chant "BK! BK! BK! BK!"
Mike: What a night for this kid! BK advances!
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Post by Scott Leland on May 6, 2008 18:17:55 GMT -5
Scene opens up in a pitch black room, nothing can be seen but something can be heard. Suddenly there is a flicker of light that comes from a lighter and we see a man with what looks to be clown paint on his face then darkness. Suddenly a voice is heard.
Voice: Everyone has demons…
The flame flickers again and we see the same face, but again…darkness.
Voice: Some people overcome them…
Another flicker of light, another glimpse of the face, but once more…darkness.
Voice: But me…I gave in to mine.
Finally the lighter stays lit long enough for the unknown man to light a candle and sit it inside of a Jack O’Lantern. The man walks away from the candle lit pumpkin and a screeching laugh is heard.
Voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Suddenly what looks to be a bloody bowling pin comes crashing down onto the lit pumpkin smashing it into several pieces. The pieces of pumpkin that lie on the ground are all on fire due to the candle that was inside and the man walks back into view and kneels down and picks up what used to be the pumpkins mouth, but we still can’t see his face.
Voice: I’ve come to the HWS to do one thing, and that is to PUT A SMILE ON THE FACE of each and every superstar in that locker room.
Suddenly a pulls the flaming pumpkin lips up to his own just long enough to see that his face is indeed covered in some type of clown make up.
Voice: BOO!
He blows out the candle and then the screeching laugh is heard again.
Voice: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Post by Scott Leland on May 7, 2008 5:36:13 GMT -5
Bob Simmons: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…
Bad to the Bone Music starts up as the Renegades walk out. They come out jumping up and down trying to get all of the fans pumped up. As they get to the top of the ramp they hold their arms up in a x as right behind them as the pyro goes off, in a x form in multi colors.
Bob Simmons: Introducing first… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at a total combined weight of 355lbs… The Straightedge Renegades!
They walk down the ramp and get into the ring. And pose in the corner to the crowd.
The arena lights turn off as the beginning guitar solo of "Perfect Insanity" sound echos throughout the arena. As the music starts Oblivion steps out onto the stage and the lights turn on but stay dim.
Bob Simmons: Their partner… from parts unknown… weighing 313lbs… Oblivion!
The crowd lets out a multitude of boos as Oblivion walks towards the ring. Oblivion reaches up and grabs onto the top rope and he steps up onto the ring. He then steps over the top rope. Oblivion begins a slow pace around the ring as he waits for the match to start.
Atreyu: Becoming the Bull hits as Kevin and Mark jog onto the stage. Raising their hands as crowd boo's.
Bob Simmons: Their opponents… first from New York City… at a total combined weight of 490lbs… The Untouchales!
They then slowly walk to the ring talking smack to the crowd. The hop in the ring and jump on the turnbuckle raising their hands. They jump on the other one and wait for the match to begin.
Lights go out.... Korn says "Are You Ready" with a burst of smoke where red lights go all through the arena.
Bob Simmons: Their partner… from Canton, Ohio… weighing 240lbs… Cryptid!
Cryptid then floats down from the rafters onto the stage and walks slowly to the ring holding up his World Championship.
Before the ref can call for the bell to start the match, all six men collide in the center of the ring. Cryptid and Oblivion tumble to the outside and begin brawling on the floor. The trade punches until Cryptid gains an advantage. He slams Oblivion, head first, into the guard rail. Cryptid then clotheslines Oblivion into the first row. In the ring The Untouchables have the advantage over the Renegades. In unison, Curtis and Mavin whip the Renegades off the ropes and they reverse it, sending the Untouchables into the ropes. They both hit a back body drop and the Untouchables roll to the outside. The Renegades both hit suicide dives over the top onto The Untouchables.
Mike McCardle: What a way to start off this six man tag!
John Prior: There’s action all over the place!
The camera cuts back to Cryptid and Oblivion. Cryptid has a chair and smashes it over Oblivion’s head. He grabs Oblivion and nails him with a snap suplex on the concrete. Cryptid climbs the guardrail and goes for the Cryptid Splash. Oblivion gets his foot up and catches Cryptid in the mouth. Oblivion gets up and runs at Cryptid. He nails him with a spear and they crash through the guardrail.
Mike McCardle: Holy Sh*t! Both men smash right through the guardrail.
John Prior: Oblivion looks to have cracked his head on the steps at ringside!
They are both down. The camera cuts back to Untouchables and the Renegades. Redman picks up Curtis and slams him on the floor. Stevens grabs Mavin and suplexes him. Redman picks up Curtis and goes to whip him into the steps. Curtis reverses and sends Redman into the steps. He hits knee first and flips over the steps. Curtis catches Stevens with a chop block. Mavin gets up and The Untouchables hit Stevens with a double DDT on the concrete. They roll him back into the ring and the camera cuts back to Cryptid and Oblivion. Cryptid is up first and picks up Oblivion. He lifts him up and piledrives him onto the steps. Cryptid lays Oblivion’s head on the steps and grabs a chair from under the ring. He takes a swing and sandwiches Oblivion’s head between the steps and the chair.
Mike McCardle: He’s trying to kill him!
John Prior: Whatever it takes to get the job done!
Cryptid walks over to Redman, who is just now getting up from being thrown into the steps, and tries to cave in his skull with a chairshot. The camera cuts back into the ring where The Untouchables are really doing a number on Stevens. The whip him off the ropes and go for a double back body drop. Stevens grabs Mavin and hits a DDT. Curtis raises up and is met with a dropkick. Stevens runs off the ropes as Curtis gets to his feet and hits him with a flying shoulder block. Stevens runs off the ropes once more, failing to notice Cryptid on the outside still holding the chair. As Stevens makes it to the ropes, he is cracked in the back with a vicious chairshot from Cryptid. Stevens stumbles forward and out of nowhere Curtis hit the Kevin KO. He’s quick to pin. 1…2…3!
DING! DING! DING!
Bob Simmons: The winners of this contest… Cryptid and The Untouchables!
Mike McCardle: It’s over just like that! They really made a statement tonight!
Curtis picks up Stevens and hits another Kevin KO. He helps up Mavin and they go to the outside. They walk over to Oblivion and pick him up. As they are doing this, Cryptid is climbing to the top rope for a Cryptid Splash. Oblivion breaks free and grabs The Untouchables by the throat and lifts them both up. He drops them with a double The End chokeslams. Cryptid sees this and decides to fly off the top rope onto Oblivion below. Oblivion catches him on his shoulders and hits The Darkness Spike on the concrete.
John Prior: Talk about making a statement! Oblivion just made about as big of a statement as anyone could! He just single handedly took out the HWS Tag Team Champions and the HWS World Champion!
Oblivion stands over his fallen foes. Blood dripping from his forehead has made a puddle on Cryptid’s chest. The camera zooms in on Oblivions face and fades to commercial.
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Post by Scott Leland on May 7, 2008 15:13:02 GMT -5
The cameras quickly cut to the back. A limo is arriving. It stops and the camera man quickly rushes to it to see who walks out of the limo.
Mike: Look at this John, somebody is here! I wonder who it could be!
The limo driver steps out of the car and walks to the back. He opens the door and steps back. A foot appears, and then a man emerges.
John: What!? I thought he was fired!
Before anyone can say who it is, we cut to commercial.................
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Post by Scott Leland on May 7, 2008 17:07:31 GMT -5
The smoke machine begins to cover the entrance as "Tom Sawyer" begins to play over the PA as Earl Swisher runs through the smoke as the crowd is ecstatic. He stretches his arms as he makes his way down the ramp, making sure to slap the hands of as many fans as he can.
Simmons: The following contest is sheduled for one fall and is a handicap match! First, making his way to the ring from Ozone, New York, he is EARL SWISHER!
He stops in front of the apron and slides into the ring. He runs to the turnbuckle and climbs it, holding his hands up as the fans embrace the icon. He climbs back down and warms up.
Music starts and Ace walks out to a mixed reaction. He has a very cocky grin and struts to the ring. He attempts to clap hands with all the fans on his way to the ring, but most of them stand back and some give him the bird.
Simmons: And his partner, from Las Vegas, Nevada. Weighing in at 238 pounds... he is ACE!
Once he makes it to the ring, he hops up to the apron, steps through the ropes, and does his rolling the dice pose in the middle of the ring. He pulls out some paying cards and walks around the ring shuffling them. He, then, climbs to the second rope and tosses the cards into the crowd.
The Lights go out and "Don't Question My Heart" by Saliva starts blasting through the speakers. Suddenly gold lights come on and Blackjack is standing at the top of the entrance stage with his TV Title in one hand and his crutch in the other and the crowd goes nuts upon seeing him. He puts his belt over his shoulder and and puts his crutch under his right arm and makes his way down to the ring clapping hands with his fans.
Simmons: And their opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada, he is the HWS Television Champion......BLACKJACK!
He goes over to a kid in the front row and gives him his beanie cap then makes his way to the ring. He gets in the ring, rests his crutch on the rope, and stands on the middle rope holding his title. He gets down, takes his jacket and sunglasses off, and hands them, and his crutch, to the ring girl. Out of nowhere Ace clubs Blackjack in the back and begins working on him. Earl looks like he doesn't know what to do.
John: Looks like Earl can't make up his mind!
Mike: He wants to win, but he also doesn't want to beat up his friend.
Earl gets to the apron, where he should be, and watches. Ace picks Blackjack up and hits a suplex. He then applies a headlock. Earl extends his hand wanting a tag, but Ace keeps yanking on Blackjacks head. He then pushes him down to the ground and walks toward Earl and hesitates, but then tags him in.
Mike: What? Earl wants to fight?
John: We'll find out!
Earl gets into the ring and Ace exits. Earl locks in a headlock, but then lets go, looking upset that he has to do it, but he locks it in again. Blackjack gets out of it and gives Earl a look that makes the Swisher tag Ace back in and stand on the apron.
Mike: Wow! Blackjack looked betrayed.
John: Upset too..
Ace gets into the ring and begins working on Blackjack some more, but BJ seems to be fighting strong. He gets out of the spot he is in and gets the uipperhand on Ace. He whips Ace into the corner and charges at him with a closeline, and then hits a DDT. Blackjack drops down and locks in a nice looking ankle lock onto Ace!
John: Looks like he wants his brother to feel his pain!
Earl puts one foot into the ring, ready to break it up, but then drops down off of the apron. Blackjack keeps twisting. Earl walks around the ring to where Ace can see him, and just stares into Aces eyes.
John: Look at that blank look on his face!
Mike: Earl looks out of it!
Blackjack finally lets go and waits for Ace to get up. He charges at him. Out of desperation Ace hits a drop toe hold. Blackjacks head crashes into the bottom turnbuckle.
Mike: OUCH! That looked like it hurt!
John: Blackjack may be out.
Ace pounds into Blackjack over and over again, then BJ begins fighting back. He eventually gets Ace onto his shoulders and throws him out of the ring, but Ace lands on the apron.
Mike: Great agility from Ace!
Earl enters the ring to help Blackjack. Ace shoves Blackjack right into Earl, but Earl catches him and they begin to argue. Ace then jumps up onto the ropes, but before he could leap off he is yanked down by someone. He crashes down hard onto the floor outside of the ring. The man slides into the ring with a chair and swings at Swisher, but he ducks and exits the ring. Blackjack, however, gets nailed with the chair, not once but twice.
Mike: My god! Blackjack has to be dead!
John: Wait, I know who that is! It's Josh Eagles! Rumors were that he will make his debut at Gorefest, but he's here now!
The man grabs a mic.
Josh Eagles: Now you see this is what I think of the HWS ... nothing but garbage that needs to be taken out! This peice of crap is the best you got, your TV Champ? You call this hardcore! I see a bleeding mess brought to you in part by someone you can really cheer for stand up for and want to be just like. I am going to be the new face of the HWS Television ... your World Title means CRAP to me ... being the FACE of this company, making it worth tuning into everyweek is what I am here to do. The HWS has hit a new era, the era of the one and only REAL Superstar ... the one who will bring in the ratings and take out the trash. The first bit is going to be done at Gorefest as JOSH EAGLES demolishes this peice of crap known as Blackjack and becomes the new HWS TV Champion and brings in the NEW era!
John: WHAT!? Is Eagles getting a shot at the title?
Mike: I think he is one of the replacements Karnage talked about a few weeks back!
Eagles throws the mic down and lifts Blackjack up, after yelling in his face he lifts him up on his shoulder and hits the Eagle's Wings (Celtic Cross) right onto the chair!
Mike: OH MY GOD that was sick!
John: We need medics out here!
Ace is seen watching the carnage unfold. Eagles stands up and looks down at Blackjack and yells "That is how it's done!" Earl tries to slide into the ring but Josh grabs the chair and makes him back off. Ace is now on the top turnbuckle.
John: Wait, what is Ace doing?
Mike: Is he going to help Blackjack?
Josh turns around and sees Ace flying at him. Our of pure instinct, he swings the chair......................
John: THAT WAS SICK!
.............The chair connects with Ace's skull mid-air! The sound is sickening! Ace falls awkwardly to the ground and doesn't move the slightest bit. Blood begins pouring from his skull. Medics and security rush down to the ring and get Josh Eagles out of the ring. Eagles has a grin on his face, happy with what he has done.
Mike: Ladies and gentlemen..... the TV Title division has been changed, dramatically, here tonight.
John: This is just bad.... Ace and Blackjack are our of it. Ace for some reason looks hurt the most.
Mike: For some reason? Man you are stupid...
Earl is in the ring and is now helping Blackjack to his feet. The medics load Ace onto a stretcher and haul him off to the back. Earl gives Blackjack his title and raises his hands into the air, the crowd cheers for him.
John: I was going to say that this isn't the best way to end Sacrifice, but I guess not!
Mike: That's right, we are going to the back, to find out who the mystery guy is that came in the limo!
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Post by Scott Leland on May 7, 2008 17:34:19 GMT -5
The cameras cut to the back. We see the back of a man, with a nice looking suit on. He closes the door of the limo and turns around...............................
John: WHAT!?
Mike: Its SMOKE! What is he doing here?
John: Their saying we are out of time but I wanna know why he is here!
Mike: I thought he was fired!
We see Smoke walking and the commentators talking as the screen fades to black.
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Post by Scott Leland on May 7, 2008 17:35:18 GMT -5
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