John: What a great freaking Pay Per View we have had already. We crowned our new Television Champion which used to be Eagles until the All American Title came. Ladies and Gentlemen right now the men are walking down the ramp to set something up that is barely seen here in the HWS.
Mike: That’s right! They are setting up the Slaughter House Cage Match and this match will be for the HWS World Championship between Cryptid and Ace!!!
John: You can’t really ask for anything better Mike.
“All of the HWS Staff is out to the ring setting up this horrific cage because Fawcett Stadium does not have a roof. About 25 minutes later the huge cell is put up and Bob Simmons hops into the ring through the only unlocked door.”
Bob Simmons: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for your patience on putting the cage up. And NOWWWWW. It is TIME!!!! For OUR MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING. Introducing the challenger.
“Almost Easy by Avenged Sevenfold starts and Ace walks out to a chorus of cheers. He has a very cocky grin and struts to the ring. He has a deck of cards and shuffles them on the way to the ring. Once he makes it to the ring, he hops up to the apron, steps through the ropes, and climbs to the second rope and tosses the cards into the audience.”
Bob Simmons: He is weighing in at 238lbs and standing at 6’2. He is hailing from Las Vegas Nevadaaaaaaaaa, “The High Roller Ace”.
“The crowd erupts in boos due to this being the hometown of Cryptid.”
Bob Simmons: And his opponent…
“Blind by KoRn begins playing over the speakers, “Are YoU Ready”, as Cryptid begins slowly dropping from the sky.”
John: What the hell? How is he doing that Mike? There is no roof?
Mike: Whaaatttt thhhhheeee Helllllll?
“Cryptid with his World Championship around his waist holding his hands in the air slightly as the crowd is going crazy and begins chanting his name. He lands on top of the roofed cage and takes off the championship and holds it high in the air as Fawcett Stadium is going absolutely nuts! Cryptid then looks down the cell and looks into the ring at Ace as he is looking up at him. He holds the title up once again looking down at him. He climbs down the cell and takes off his black hoody and hands his World Championship to the referee outside. He hops into the ring.”
John: I don’t even care about the match Mike. I want to know how in the hell he floated down here.
Mike: I still want to see the match though, John. (Laughing)
Bob Simmons: He is weighing in at 240lbs and standing at 6’6. He hails from CANNTTTONNNN OHIOOOOOOOO. He is The HWS Heavyweight Champion of the WOOORRRLLLLDDDDD. The Best In The Game – Cryptid!
“The crowd goes bizarre once again.”
Mike: This is going to be one hell of a match John. Slaughter House Cage match.
John: What more could you ask for?
“Cryptid and Ace look each other down as the final door closes and locks shut. Cryptid takes the trashcan in his corner and dumps it all over the ring as kendo sticks and others fall everywhere. Ace does the same in his corner as the both pick up a kendo stick and stare each other down. Both men come forward and Ace swings but Cryptid ducks and Cryptid hits a kendo stick right to the side of the knee of Ace. Cryptid drops the kendo stick quickly and grabs Ace’s leg and holds up him. Ace spins around and hits up with a kick to the head. Ace goes for a quick cover. One…Two… Kick out by Cryptid. Ace and Cryptid both hop up quickly and stare each other down. Ace takes a look around and sees all the barb wire hanging on the cage. The then circle each other and they lock up as Ace hits a quick elbow to the side of the head of Cryptid. He then hits a german suplex as they both get up quickly once again. Ace goes for a clothesline but Cryptid ducks. Ace turns around and his met with a kick to the groin. Cryptid then hits a DDT and goes for the cover on Ace. One..Two… Kick out by Ace. Cryptid goes for another cover angry with the referee. One… Kick out by Ace. Cryptid lifts Ace up and swings him up high toward the barb wire but Ace reverses it and Cryptid goes flying and hits the barb wire crunching in made with his shirt ripping on his fall down. Ace quickly locks in an ankle lock.”
John: Cryptid’s fall and now the ankle lock applied by Ace. He just sat down and Cryptid is going crazy. It might be over here early Mike.
Mike: Cryptid is bleeding from the barb wire now.
“After a few minutes Cryptid still did not give up and Ace finally lets go and drops an elbow to the back. He gets up and hits another. And another. He picks up Cryptid but on his way up Cryptid hits a low blow. The crowd goes crazy as Ace falls to the ground holding his lower area. Cryptid makes it to his feet and picks up a chain. The crowd goes crazy once again and Cryptid wraps it around the throat of Ace. Ace tries to pull it off but is having a lot of trouble. Ace then throws a fist over his head hitting Cryptid and then to the sides releasing enough for him to get free. Ace grabbing his throat.”
Mike: You can actually see the chain marks around his neck, John!!!
John: One Word.. Ouch!
“Cryptid lifts up Ace and throws a hard punch right to the head. He then goes for a hard clothesline but Ace ducks and hits a quick drop kick to the back of Cryptid as they both fall and Ace tries to catch his breath. Ace gets up and Cryptid quickly gets up after. Ace goes against the ropes and flies onto Cryptid, hooking the leg and going for the pin fall. One…Two…Thr…. Kick out by the champ. Ace lifts Cryptid up and Cryptid nails a poke in the eyes and the crowd loves it.”
John: What are up with these fans.
Mike: Well Cryptid’s motto is “I do whatever it takes to win”. Plus, look at all those damn weapons. IT’S AFTERSHOCKS MAIN EVENT!!!
“Cryptid grabs a baseball bat and swings for Aces head but Ace moves out of the way and runs across Cryptid with a bulldog. Ace gets up as Cryptid is trying to make it to his feet and Ace hits a hard dropkick knocking him back down and going for the cover. One..Two… Kick out by Cryptid. Ace gets up and grabs the trashcan and goes over toward Cryptid. He lifts it up and Cryptid hits a spinning back kick into the trashcan knocking Ace to the ground. Cryptid falls also.”
John: Haven’t seen that out of Cryptid before. A spinning back kick?
“Cryptid gets up first as Ace is now bleeding from the head. Cryptid goes for a kick to the jaw but Ace ducks and goes off the ropes and comes back but is then met with a Cryptid kick to the face. Cryptid goes for the cover. One….Two…Thr….. Kick out by Ace. Cryptid grabs a trash can and sets it up in the corner. He picks up Ace and throws him very hard into the can. Cryptid then follows with a huge splash. Cryptid goes to the top rope as Ace falls to the ground flat on his back. The crowd begins to chant Cryptid Splash filling the city of Canton with noise. Cryptid shakes his head. He begins to climb up the barb wire cage all the way to the roof covered area. He looks down as you can’t even see him from the 20th row up. He jumps down.”
John: CRYPTID SPLASH!!! CRYPTID SPLASH!!!
“Ace rolls out of the way with Cryptid falling face first into a trash can filled with a few weapons.”
Mike: OH MY GOD!!!!!
“Ace begins to crawl toward the bouncing Cryptid to the other side of the ring. Ace lays his arm over Cryptid. One…..Two……Thre…. Kick out by Cryptid at the last second. The crowd burting with Whews!!! Ace lifts up Cryptid and nails the DEATHCARD!!!!”
John: NEW CHAMP!!!
Mike: I think we do John!
“One…Two….Three………. NOOOOOO. The ref points to Cryptid’s shoulder saying he lifted up at the last moment. Ace grabs his head in frustration. His head is bleeding all over. Ace picks up Cryptid and somehow Cryptid has the strength to roll up Ace. One….Two…Thre… Kick out by Ace. Ace gets up. And Cryptid does to but very slowly. They look each other down. Ace goes over and hits a lower drop kick to the leg/ankle of Cryptid where he is hurting. Ace then picks up him. He appears to be going for a powerbomb. He lifts him up and Cryptid starts punching the head of Ace which makes him fall to the canvas. Cryptid hooks a leg after the fall. One….Two….. Kick out by Ace. Cryptid gets up as Ace shortly does afterwards and Cryptid grabs both legs and locks him in the walls (Walls of Jericho). Ace is screaming in pain but gets enough power to flip the champ over. Cryptid then limps up and Ace is right behind him. Ace runs toward Cryptid but Cryptid wraps the steel chain around his hand and as Ace is running Cryptid nails the chain fisted punch right to his head. Cryptid begins to climb up the ropes.”
John: Will we see it?
Mike: Cryptid Splash!
“Cryptid looks up the cage but decides not to climb up this time. He jumps and connects the Cryptid Splash onto Ace.”
John: It’s Over! It’s Over!
Mike: Cryptid did it!
“One….Two… Suddenly the lights go out all through the outside of the arena.”
John: What the hell is going on here? Did we lose power?
Mike: No, we are still live John.
John: I can’t see two inches in front of me, Mike!
“The lights come back on and the ref looks down to re-count. One…Two….Thr… Kick out by Ace. Cryptid begins screaming at the referee as the fans start to go crazy looking up toward the box. You can see Ric Paige walking down through the crowd.”
John: What the hell? IS HE CASHING IN RIGHT NOW MIKE?
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Mike: During the middle of the match? What’s going on?
“Cryptid gets up as Ace lies motionless and Cryptid sees Ric Paige coming from the crowd. Cryptid goes over to the only trash can not touched and begins searching through it to find wire cutters. He holds them in the air as the crowd goes nuts. Cryptid begins cutting the cage as Paige is on his way down. Paige stops about halfway down through the crowd and actually sits down in a seat making a fan leave.”
John: What the hell is his problem. A guy in a Cryptid shirt and Paige makes him leave so he can have his seat.
“Cryptid breaks enough of the cage as he throws the wire cutters down and begins pulling on it to make a big enough hole where he can escape. Out of nowhere Cryptid turns around and is nailed with a hurricanrana by Ace as both men fall to the mat knocked out cold. Ric Paige looks on from the crowd. Chaz Leland begins coming down from the other side of the crowd. The crowd begins to boo loudly from the comments Chaz made about the current HWS Champion Cryptid.”
John: The boss man!
Mike: Chaz Leland!
“Chaz walks all the way down to the hole that Cryptid made. He has enough reach to grab Aces arm and he pulls it over Cryptid. The referee looks at Leland as Chaz tells him to count and count now. The referee begins counting. One….Two….Thre… Kick out by Cryptid at the last second as Chaz jumps up and down in frustration. Chaz signals up in the crowd.”
John: What the hell??
Mike: Chaz is calling for Ric Paige? What the hell is going on here?
“Ric Paige begins walking through the crowd and he gets down beside Chaz Leland. Both Cryptid and Ace get up and Cryptid nails a hard choke slam. Cryptid then climbs through the hole and goes to the other side chasing after Paige and Leland.”
John: They said there was NO ESCAPE here, Mike!
Mike: The champ got out. The champ is out and running wild.
“Paige is nowhere to be seen but Chaz is still walking to the other side of the ring. As Cryptid passes the next corner Ric Paige hops up with a steel chair but Cryptid ducks and hits a choke slam onto him onto the steel steps. Paige is down and out as Chaz Leland looks very frustrated now. Cryptid rolls a table in through the hole and he climbs back in the ring looking down Chaz Leland. He sets up the table and hits another choke slam onto Ace to the mat. He picks up and rolls him onto the table. Cryptid is staring at Chaz Leland the whole entire time. Chaz watches on. Cryptid climbs to the middle rope and stops. He then gets back down and lies two trash cans on top of Ace which he is on the table. Cryptid climbs to the top rope then begins climbing the cage to the top. Chaz Leland comes around and begins shaking the cage. Cryptid does not fall. He yells at Leland. “THE CHAMP IS HERE AND I AM NEVER GOING AWAY”! Cryptid Jumps!”
John: Cryptid Splash!
“Cryptid connects onto Ace hurting himself a little bit. He goes for the cover. Paige gets up trying to run in through the hole. One…Two…Three. Paige was too late.”
Bob Simmons: Here is your winner and STILL HWS World Champion. Cryptid.
“The crowd goes nuts chanting his name as Paige climbs back out and him and Leland go up to the top with a microphone.”
Chaz Leland: Cryptid! Hey Cryptid. This isn’t the end buddy! You have hell to pay!
Ric Paige: This alliance right here Cryptid will take you down. You can count on that. You know why? Because Sensational is coming for you!
John: What?
Mike: Paige wants the World Title? He is now teaming with Chaz? Oh we will have a new champ soon John.
John: You think? Everyone, tune into Sacrifice to find out more. We are out of time. Thanks for joining us here at Aftershock on Pay Per View.
