Post by Jake Hunter on Jan 2, 2009 12:04:47 GMT -5
The camera opens up to Jake Hunter backstage on his laptop
Jake: "So the battle royal. Is now for the TV title? Damn. That just, uh, makes me want to win even more. I doubt I'd have to put up much of a fight. I'm easily the best wrestler out of all of them. I swear. A retarded monkey could win this match if I wasn't in it."
Jake closes his laptop and stands up
Jake: "Well. If I recall. I'll be going against. Some guy with a bird in his name. Like Robin. Just a few add on. Christian Robin? Hell if I know. A guy who's name reminds me of that guy from See No Evil. Leo LaRucka. No. Leo Ra-Rucha. Damn. I'm not good with names. Leo What's your name. Allaina Cross. Wait. Isn't that a female? Well...damn. She might prove as a worthy opponent. And last, but not least."
Jake takes a deep breath
Jake: "Earl Swisher Army Knife. Ha! As if that wasn't a lame nickname for him. Or real name. Sure as hell is something. Out of that list. I don't know anyone. Wait...I know Earl. He knows me or maybe because of my former jobber status. Which is where I am for now. He would not have known me. Unless something happened. Who knows or for a fact cares? Life. Any who. So basically for the slow. If I win this battle royal, and I will. I'll go on to HWS PPV called "New Years" and good job to whoever read that right the first time for it's logo. I missed it. Until I searched and found the name."
Jake chuckles
Jake: "Yeah. I wish my humor wasn't so dry as it is. At least it isn't as lame as it was when I was The Huntman. Or whatever my name was. It has been quite a while. I could care less honestly. The past is, uh, a hard thing to lose. Mostly the embarrassing things and the stupid things that I've done. Oh well. Now lets see. Any thing of use that I can talk about? Don't think so. Well see you in the ring losers."
Just as the camera is about to fade, Billy Russell walks in
Jake: "Dammit. I was hoping to not have to run into you at all, but damn my luck. You show up."
Billy: "Yeah. I'm here for a few questions. One being. How do you feel to be back in HWS?"
Jake: "Uh. Well being back in HWS. *Jake rolls his eyes trying to think of a answer* I feel. Just like it did when I first joined. Nervous, but I know I'm going to be big and over come all the losers in my path.
Billy: "I see. What are you going to do if you win?"
Jake: "Well first off. It should be "What are you going to do after you win?" I swear."
Billy: "My last one."
Jake: "Thank god."
Billy: "What is your response to Allaina's latest promo about you and everyone else in the battle royal."
Jake: "I have yet to see it."
Billy points to a TV with Allaina's promo on
Few minutes later...
Jake: "Wow. That touched me...how much dope do you think she smokes? No wrestler is that close to God. I mean you can be close to him or her. Depending on how you see it. No matter what. You've done something wrong in your life. Wow. I had no idea where I was going with that, but yeah. Hope that answers your question Billy. Go leave."
Billy: "Thanks for your time Jake."
Jake: "No I mean it. Leave now."
Billy starts to walk away
Jake: "Well. Until next time. Leave! I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum. I'm going to win the match as well. Peace!"
The camera fades
Jake: "So the battle royal. Is now for the TV title? Damn. That just, uh, makes me want to win even more. I doubt I'd have to put up much of a fight. I'm easily the best wrestler out of all of them. I swear. A retarded monkey could win this match if I wasn't in it."
Jake closes his laptop and stands up
Jake: "Well. If I recall. I'll be going against. Some guy with a bird in his name. Like Robin. Just a few add on. Christian Robin? Hell if I know. A guy who's name reminds me of that guy from See No Evil. Leo LaRucka. No. Leo Ra-Rucha. Damn. I'm not good with names. Leo What's your name. Allaina Cross. Wait. Isn't that a female? Well...damn. She might prove as a worthy opponent. And last, but not least."
Jake takes a deep breath
Jake: "Earl Swisher Army Knife. Ha! As if that wasn't a lame nickname for him. Or real name. Sure as hell is something. Out of that list. I don't know anyone. Wait...I know Earl. He knows me or maybe because of my former jobber status. Which is where I am for now. He would not have known me. Unless something happened. Who knows or for a fact cares? Life. Any who. So basically for the slow. If I win this battle royal, and I will. I'll go on to HWS PPV called "New Years" and good job to whoever read that right the first time for it's logo. I missed it. Until I searched and found the name."
Jake chuckles
Jake: "Yeah. I wish my humor wasn't so dry as it is. At least it isn't as lame as it was when I was The Huntman. Or whatever my name was. It has been quite a while. I could care less honestly. The past is, uh, a hard thing to lose. Mostly the embarrassing things and the stupid things that I've done. Oh well. Now lets see. Any thing of use that I can talk about? Don't think so. Well see you in the ring losers."
Just as the camera is about to fade, Billy Russell walks in
Jake: "Dammit. I was hoping to not have to run into you at all, but damn my luck. You show up."
Billy: "Yeah. I'm here for a few questions. One being. How do you feel to be back in HWS?"
Jake: "Uh. Well being back in HWS. *Jake rolls his eyes trying to think of a answer* I feel. Just like it did when I first joined. Nervous, but I know I'm going to be big and over come all the losers in my path.
Billy: "I see. What are you going to do if you win?"
Jake: "Well first off. It should be "What are you going to do after you win?" I swear."
Billy: "My last one."
Jake: "Thank god."
Billy: "What is your response to Allaina's latest promo about you and everyone else in the battle royal."
Jake: "I have yet to see it."
Billy points to a TV with Allaina's promo on
Few minutes later...
Jake: "Wow. That touched me...how much dope do you think she smokes? No wrestler is that close to God. I mean you can be close to him or her. Depending on how you see it. No matter what. You've done something wrong in your life. Wow. I had no idea where I was going with that, but yeah. Hope that answers your question Billy. Go leave."
Billy: "Thanks for your time Jake."
Jake: "No I mean it. Leave now."
Billy starts to walk away
Jake: "Well. Until next time. Leave! I'm going to kick ass and chew bubble gum. I'm going to win the match as well. Peace!"
The camera fades