Post by Christian Robbins on Jan 3, 2009 21:44:44 GMT -5
(The scene opens to Christian Robbins, and he is leaning up against a wall wearing a hoodie, and Jeans. The camera goes up to him, and he is looking right straight into the camera, and as he looks at the camera he smirks at it.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
HWS. I am Christian Robbins, and I am going to make an impact on my debut. Not only that this is my first match I have a chance to have my first title in no time. I don't really know any of the people that I'm facing. The only three I do know is Leo Larocha, and Jacob Goodnight.
(Christian gets a bottle of water, and drinks it.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
I might not know the other three opponents but my Leo, and Jacob will beat you guys, and we will make sure that you three will not interfere with me getting that TV Title. I will do anything just to have another belt around my waist. I have held many belts around my waist.
(Then a bum comes to Christian)
Bum
Excuse me sure. Could spare some change please. I'm very poor.
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Fuck you bum. Get the fuck out of my face. If you don't get out of here in five seconds I'm gonna beat your face you fucker. NOW FUCKING LEAVE.
(The Bum just grunts)
Bum
Jerk off
(Christian punches the bum, and then starts giving him more punches, and kicks him. Then he throws him against the wall, and the bum is knocked out. Then Christian hears the sirens. The cops come over.)
Cops
What happened to him.
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
That bum was going to kill so I knocked him out to defend myself sir. Take him away.
(The cops take him away, and then a black figure comes out from the alley.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Oh My Fucking God it's the god damn Batman.
(Batman starts doing the Batman dance, and Christian Joins him as well.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Oh boy this is fun. So now my opponents will get the beating of the life time. All the wrestlers better watch out now because not only did Christian Robbins come to HWS but he brought a few friends from his company. Me, Leo, and Jacob are called the IoE. Which stands for the Institution of Excellence. We have come along way since we were in our last company.
(Christian stops dancing)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Hey Batman I'm gonna win my match right.
(Batman stops dancing as well, and looks at Christian, and then gives a thumbs up.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Cool man thanks I'll catch ya later.
(Then the building near them gets blow up.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Well you better get going Batman to save the day.
(Batman's Batmoblie comes, and the drives away. Christian smies, and waves.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
You are looking at your new Television Champion, and I will go to the Pay Per View, and I will win that title. So long, and I will see you this sunday.
(SCENE FADES)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
HWS. I am Christian Robbins, and I am going to make an impact on my debut. Not only that this is my first match I have a chance to have my first title in no time. I don't really know any of the people that I'm facing. The only three I do know is Leo Larocha, and Jacob Goodnight.
(Christian gets a bottle of water, and drinks it.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
I might not know the other three opponents but my Leo, and Jacob will beat you guys, and we will make sure that you three will not interfere with me getting that TV Title. I will do anything just to have another belt around my waist. I have held many belts around my waist.
(Then a bum comes to Christian)
Bum
Excuse me sure. Could spare some change please. I'm very poor.
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Fuck you bum. Get the fuck out of my face. If you don't get out of here in five seconds I'm gonna beat your face you fucker. NOW FUCKING LEAVE.
(The Bum just grunts)
Bum
Jerk off
(Christian punches the bum, and then starts giving him more punches, and kicks him. Then he throws him against the wall, and the bum is knocked out. Then Christian hears the sirens. The cops come over.)
Cops
What happened to him.
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
That bum was going to kill so I knocked him out to defend myself sir. Take him away.
(The cops take him away, and then a black figure comes out from the alley.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Oh My Fucking God it's the god damn Batman.
(Batman starts doing the Batman dance, and Christian Joins him as well.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Oh boy this is fun. So now my opponents will get the beating of the life time. All the wrestlers better watch out now because not only did Christian Robbins come to HWS but he brought a few friends from his company. Me, Leo, and Jacob are called the IoE. Which stands for the Institution of Excellence. We have come along way since we were in our last company.
(Christian stops dancing)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Hey Batman I'm gonna win my match right.
(Batman stops dancing as well, and looks at Christian, and then gives a thumbs up.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Cool man thanks I'll catch ya later.
(Then the building near them gets blow up.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
Well you better get going Batman to save the day.
(Batman's Batmoblie comes, and the drives away. Christian smies, and waves.)
The Canadian Badass l l Christian Robbins
You are looking at your new Television Champion, and I will go to the Pay Per View, and I will win that title. So long, and I will see you this sunday.
(SCENE FADES)
